Here in Silicon Valley, anyone who scores more than $15 M or so automatically becomes a Venture Capitalist. It wasn’t always this way. In the old days, people had good reasons for starting companies (remember when business plans used to be required?). After they succeeded, some retired, wrote books or generally moved on. Now, it’s all about doing it again. As an entrepreneur, I have learned that there are five distinct types of VCs:
1. The Real Deal
These are the guys who really did it and keep doing it because it is in their blood. They are people like Gene Kleiner and Andy Grove. Some are VCs and some are involved in other ways. A half hour with any of them is like a batting lesson from Ted Williams. An investment from them is basically impossible, but even a few ideas would have a huge payback. If you are lucky enough to meet someone in this catagory, nurture a relationship. It’s worth way more than their money. All of them will tell you how luck has been an important partner in their success.
2. Lucky Idiots
The category sounds perjorative, although that’s not my intention. The description was actually coined by Wired Magazine a couple of years ago. If you are looking for VC, these are the people you will spend your time with. Most of these people have been “involved” in successful ventures and you must figure out whether they have anything to offer. Some may be moving up to category #1 and some may belong in category #3. None of them will acknowledge luck as important in their success.
3. Posers
These people are the big time wasters. They know nothing, and they can do nothing. But they won’t admit it (because they don’t believe it themselves). If you meet with them, they will likely tell you very quickly what is wrong with your idea and spend more time dismissing it than actually listening to your idea. They have an infinite number of names to drop.
4. Seagulls
Probably these people are working on the edge of the VC industry, in corporate development, M&A, and the like. They have good jobs but are eager to join a startup, probably yours after you get it all working and provide a big salary. They will tell you that they are just the rock star your business needs, and are full of ideas for how to fix all your problems. Just like seagulls they’ll land on your boat, shit on everything. And, with any luck, fly away.
5. Lovers
Like the Seagulls they really want to join you. They are charming. They have industry credentials and lots of contacts. You will really like them from the moment you meet. They respect you in the morning, but they will never leave their current spouse.